I was reading the Reader's Digest tonight (I know, I know, John's out of town) and they had 50 jokes. These are the two that made me laugh out loud.
#1) We rushed our four-year-old son, Ben, to the emergency room with a terrible cough, high fever and vomiting. The doctor did and exam, then asked Ben what bothered him the most. After thinking it over, Ben said hoarsely, "I would have to say my little sister."
#2) A woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy along with her seven-year-old son. Everyone gathered around the baby, and the little boy asked, "Mommy, can I have some money to buy a soda?"
"What do you say?" she said.
He replied, "You're thin and beautiful."
The woman reached into her purse and gave her son the money.
5 comments:
Those were two of my favorites too. Thanks!
randomly i read that issue at my grandparents house in nebraska. i liked the second one. glad to see you are back in the blogging world!
So funny! The two are good ones!
Lisa, I'm glad you found us. Our little girls are going to be such good friends. You can tell after their first encounter. Too funny.
Don't be ashamed Lisa, I'm an avid Readers Digest fan. If you ask my sisters its because I have a short attention span and small vocabulary.
Nate
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